Hi guys--
I thought I would steal the computer from my mom-- so I could let you all know I am still alive. Yes... but barely. This PS3 has taken every breathing moment from my mom-- when she's not at work. And when my dads playing, my mom is doing her genealogy research. Apparently, she has been doing this for 7 years-- so way before I was born.
But I am crying neglect. She tried to buy me off with a new
'long dog' in Blue-- but i tore into him and left the stuffing everywhere the first night. She asked for it. I also got some new bones-- but then I get in trouble when I try and play with it at 4am-- they cant decide on a time-- ANYTIME should be fine.
I have been keeping busy with my brother Six-- I know we
dont look alike-- but we love
eachother. I especially love biting his neck and licking his ears- He seems to love it, so why stop!?!
For the more observant-- notice my dad in background with the controller in his hands.. The same ones many of you have suggested I eat or pee on. Well, I have started my campaign.. and the first item I ate was the
bluetooth headset my dad used to play
MotorStorm. But I had a minor setback when a new one showed up in the house-- so I ate that one too-- my dad will never learn to keep those locked away, where Six can't knock it down for me (he he). My dad came home with a 3rd one-- but apparently he WANTS me to eat this one! I guess everyone can hear him but he cant hear any of them. Why is he
sooo picky?
I guess in my hiatus there looks to have been lots of fun games going around. I hope my mom didn't ruin it for me. I will try and explain the importance of being social. I know she was very happy today because she got a
new Coach purse. So maybe she will spread the happiness around and let me socialize. It is a pretty color-- but not as much as me : ) And I think my happiness is more important. Besides, she has a million purses and they just sit--
apparently she doesn't realize she can rotate her collection. Instead, she wears the same one everyday. And...if I notice these things then everyone else must too.
Talking about purses and all-- I guess I am a 'Mutt-
rosexual'--I think that's what my mom calls it anyway. Ok, I should go to bed-- my mom says it's late and that computer is ready to go to sleep ( I didn't know it sleeps!)-- So bye guys and I promise I will talk to my mom.
Bernard
