Sunday, July 1, 2007

ME ME and more ME

1. Your age? 17 months young

2. Your age when came to live with your people? 10 weeks and 3.5 lbs

3. What color is the collar you’re wearing right now? What collar?

4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with?

5. How much do you weigh? 23 lbs- dont I carry it well?

6. Most expensive thing you’ve ever chewed up? Well I ruined a 1k shag rug, is that expensive? he he!

7. Do you like other Dogs? YES!!! The bigger the better!

8. Who is your best non-human friend? Dogg- Kona who lives across the street. Cat-- Six

9. Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls? Squeaky tennis balls of course!

10. Do you like to be brushed? I eat brushes, so yes i do!

11. Peanut Butter or Cheese? I dont really have to decide do I? How about cheeses dipped in peanut butter?

12. Do your people cut your toenails? No, apparently I squeel like a pig at slaughter.

13. Any formal education? You mean there's more than the school of life? I watch 'The Dog whisperer'-- so I think that qualifies as remote learning.

14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny? CP but if my mom would be more social, I would be EB baby!

15. Five nicknames your people call you. Poopy Face, Bernardies, Bernard's Nard's, Piggies, Frog Hunter

16. What is your best trick? Driving (see the great proof-- thats my dad. He looks angry but he was really tired after 7 hours of driving)

17. Do you like kitties? I love kitties!

18. What did you have for breakfast? I am a grazer-- so I haven't eaten today, but I made sure my bowl was FULL

19. Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)? If so, what? Yes, Frogs and anything that flys.

20. When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.? Last Wednesday for my heartworm pills and a Bortedella shot (apparently I have Ruby to blame for that one!)

21. Where do you sleep at night? On a good night, stretched out next to mom. On a 'dad cant sleep thru my snoring nights' in my prison in the family room.

22. Do you like to swim? I have been told that I could drown. But as you know I can stand in water (and look good!)

23. Can you make puppies? Yes, are you interested?

24. Your favorite place to visit? My grandparents in Reno and Crystals doggie shop Fashion Fo Paws

25. Do you give kisses? Yep. Big wet slobbery ones! Sometimes I even leave little bits of treats in them.

26. Can you potty on command? When I want to

27. To Cuz or not to Cuz? HUh?!?!

Ok--passing this quest along to all the dogs who haven't answered


Ruby Bleu said...

Hey Bernard...
So sorry about the shot. I really didn't mean to...honest. But I thing you'll like the spa they are sending you too...I loved it...I just don't want my Mom to know that so it's our little secret.

I didn't know you could drive...hey, come pick me up and we'll go for a drive to get some snackies, ok?

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Ferndoggle said...

You can drive???? The closest I've ever come to driving is when I hit the gearshift into the N position while Mom was doing 70 on the freeway. She said I lost my license after that.

Thanks for playing dude. Nice work on the rug.


Lorenza said...

Hi, Bernard.
Thans for playing and sharing with us all those things about you.
I wish I could drive like you! Must be great!
What did your mom say about that rug??
Have a nice day

Margaret said...

Hey Bernard,

I heard your Mom got a new car, did you get to test drive? Pretty cool if you did!
Glad to see you got access back to the computer, I was getting worried your parents took it away from you, since you hadn't written in such a LLLOOONNNGGG time.

Happy 4th


Joe Stains said...

oh dog if you dont know what a cuz is you have truly been neglected and need to smack your parents into shape!

Toby said...

I agree with Joey. You gotta at least know what a Cuz is. Your Mom and Dad need to be taught a lesson!! Hahah..


Simba said...

Drivng, wow that is a neart trick.

Simba xx

Oscar Airedale said...

Wow, I am so impressed you can drive!

How can you leave food in your bowl?!

Oscar x

Balboa said...

Cool you get to ride in your daddies lap. SO cool!

Cheese dipped in peanut butter sounds delightful! I have to try that. I don't like when they touch my toes eitehr.

Frenchie Snorts

kassi the doxie said...

Thanks for the quest Bernard, I'm new to blogging, this was so inspiring. I envy your driving, so far, I've only mastered the gear shift.

go short dogs,

Tadpole said...

*deep breath* You like kitties. *breath* You like kitties.

Whew. This is going to take me a minute to work through here, Bernard....

But wait a minute - do you NOT KNOW what a Cuz is?!?!

Reina the Doxie said...

THey dun show the Dog Whisperer here in my country. I would love to watch it though.
Joe stains has a blog entry about cuz. Go find out!