Saturday, September 22, 2007

While my parents are in Vegas...

My parents are in Vegas, hanging out with friends, enjoying the city...I have been let at home, unsupervised...to do what I want (Bernard's mom: Kona's parents are watching him). My mom says shes feels super duper guilty...they have never left me home like this. Usually my grandparents come over to watch and house sit-- which I love!!! They are the bestest in the world. But this time I am at home, and Kona's parents are checking on me-- and bringing me over for playtime. Kona-- who used to be super scared of me!!! We have become friends and I love playing with him. To put my moms mind at ease, I had Kona's mom send some pictures of us:
We started of wrasslin-- always a favorite!!! As you can tell there is a big size difference!He is the biggest Rhodesian I've ever seen (ok, the ONLY one I've ever seen)

Then I thought maybe we should gossip a minute about my parents and 'What goes on in Vegas, stays in Vegas"--hmmmm!!!

Then we wrassled some more...

Then a break was in order-- who all know how quickly I exhaust...

That got me so excited that I took a little 'energy' out on Kona-- he's such a good sport : )Here's a better shot, lol


We rested a minute-- as I tried to explain to Kona what I was -not- doing *wink*

Then i snuck a quickie on the side


I was quite tired after all that

Hope you Dogg's aren't to offended by my pornographic photo's-- but I needed to shock my parents while they were away-- so that they knew I was having a good a time as they were-muahahaha

Bernard

15 comments:

Ruby Bleu said...

Oh Bernard...I'm shocked!!! I guess your blog is no longer G or even PG!!! Try and behave, ok?

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Frasier said...

Hi Bernard,
The doggy is like your own personal horsey!I have one too!
Frasier

Maggie & Mitch said...

These pictures might bring your parents home in a hurry! Good thinkin' Bernard!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

Lorenza said...

Hi, Bernard.
Oh-oh! Looking at your pictures, sure your parents will think twice about letting you home alone!!!
Glad you had great time with Kona!
Have a good night
Lorenza

Waylon & Willie - the Boston Terrier brothers said...

Kona has a tremendous amount of patience!

Balboa & Mommy said...

MY EYES! MY EYES!

Ha ha ha, just kidding,

WOw, I've never met a rhodesian ridgeback either, he looks so cool, espeically letting you get funky with him. He must be a real cool dude.

Frenchie SNorts
Balboa

Stanley said...

You are one evil little Frenchie, Bernoober!

You KILL ME! I always go for the head hump first. If that doesn't work, a little quickie side hump will do the trick.

Kona doesn't seem to mind...

Goober love,
Stanley

Amber-Mae said...

Hehehe, you two look like the bestest friends! Kona doesn't seem to mind you humping her... I like to hump Faith alot. I don't know why, I just like to hump her & she doesn't seem to mind too. Kekeke! Today, I humped her in the lift & then in the bathtub too filled with water...

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Clover said...

Bernard! Haha, looks like you are having a fun time while your parents are away. Good thinking, posting those pictures - that should teach them. Your friend Kona looks really cool!

Love Clover xo

Poppy said...

Oh Bernard. You seem very sure of yourself, going after a big doggy like that. I guess attitude matters more than size!

Poppy

Suki said...

Bwahahahaha! That is hilarious, Bernard! No worries, I don't get offended easily ;)

Puggy kisses
Suki

P.S. Hope your parents are having a great time in Vegas!

Tadpole said...

Bernard! Ha ha!

I think Kona liked it....

Sparky said...

Ha ha ha, you're too funny Bernard.

Sparky

Joe Stains said...

sin city right in your living room!!!

ChaChi Lu said...

What happens in your living room....stays in your living room...:) Much like VEGAS! HA! You made me laugh so hard!

~ChaChi Lu Pink Champagne and JET