Friday, August 31, 2007

Food, Food and More Foodies!!!

I've been tagged by Suki to tell ya'all about my favorites foods! Well, I will tell you about some of them and SHOW some too! In no particular order<>

Tomatoes- I hope my mom doesn't get in trouble for 'borrowing' this picture

Chelada- Now I know what you are thinking..dogs can't drink dad snuck this one in. He is OBSESSED with tomato juice and beer and seems it is also a Mexican drink. So he no longer has to make them at home and can just open a can now--Who knew there were soo many other people out there with such a perverse taste in beverages.
Peanut Butter- Well, I will eat any kind. However, my mom will only eat crunchy and it HAS to be Laura Scudders. My dad will only eat smooth and it has to Skippy. I really don't see the difference--but it just means there's more peanut butter in the hizzouse!

Cheese-Ok I would sooooooo overdose on this platter if it were really here!

Chicken-Watch and learn-he he

Ok, what doggs want to tell us about their food obsessions-- how about Fig, Frasypoo and Freda--F for Foodies..yum!!!

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Middle Name Game

So seems my mom has finally decided to get off her butt and let me post again--I can't believe I went almost 2 weeks-- I know it was hard to be inspired after such great photo ops posts from Simba's 007 party.. but I am back!!!! I started with yesterdays post with Trouble, the $12 million dollar dog. I shall now continue my streak with "The Middle Name Game"

1. Post the rules before you give the facts.
2. List one fact that is somehow relevant to you and your life for each letter of your middle name. If you don’t have a middle name, use the middle name you would have liked to have had.
3. When you are tagged you need to write your post using your middle name and facts about it.
4. At the end of your post, choose one dog (or more) to tag for each letter of your middle name. Be sure to let each puppy know she/he has been tagged. (It's okay if you don't do this... tag who you want to tag!)

So my middle name is very French...just like Ruby Bleu, my tagger!!!

H happy-go-lucky
I inquisitive
N no longer 3.5 lbs
A adorable
U unconditional love giver, unbelievably-cute (stealing that one from Ruby)
L loveable, laughable, loud
T treaties anyone??

My taggee's are: Fig, Sophie, Tofu (who's been MIA for as long as I have been), Frasypoo, Clover, Wally, and Simba--Tell us all about you and your middle name!!!!


Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Any girls out there named TROUBLE????

So breaking news today!!!!! Leona Helmsley leaves her girlie dog, Trouble, 12 MILLION dollars. This, although seemingly excessive is just PAWSOME!! After all the bad news about Micheal Vick and his treating us dogs like poop--here's a lady, the queen of mean, who knows who was looking out for her and providing unconditional love! I declare today,

****Will all your money to your Doggs Day*****or maybe *****Princess Trouble Day*****

Bernard "would'a been happy with only 1 million"

Saturday, August 18, 2007

More 007 Pawty pics at Simba's

Update: More pictures of last nights festivities at Simba's 007 Pawty

Wally and Stan from the Republic of Gooberstan
Amber doing the oh so seductive-- over the shoulder stare!

I have more I wanted to post--but my mom said we would get in BIG trouble..I guess there was wayyy more debauchery than even Ruby remembered!!!! Maybe I can hire Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild to publish some of them, he he!!!!


Simba's 007 Pawty Pics

So I am sur eeveryone is Dying to see the pics from Simba's slammin 007 pawty!!! I have exclusive photos from the evening (before it's even over)--these are HOT off the presses my doggs

Here is Ruby Bleu, myself and Suki--I am surrounded by such lovely ladies!!!!

Ok, now hopefully this next one won't upset Balboa too much as it is a pic of Fig and Simba!!!

Here 's (l to r) Fig, Suki, Ruby, me, Boo and Tadpole..oh and Tanner in the wayyyy back! I'm not sure when we all changed clothes, but I am sure theere is a good story behind that one,lol.

Ok, I hope that was enough to tease you all and make all the doggs jealous who didn't go to Simba's ragin pawty... more pics after some more tini's


Friday, August 17, 2007

Another fantasy...

This fantasy just proves how ready I am for Simba's 007 house pawty-- whatcha think Ruby??**whoot whoot**

Thursday, August 16, 2007

My imaginary vacation with my dad...

Just wanted my dad to not forget about me while he's in Utah--so here is where i think we should go instead-- a dogg can dream can't he???

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Tadpole's lost Twin

I was sooo inspired by Tadpole's picture from one of his newer post
that I believe we have found Tadpole's Brother from Another Mother-- Don't ya agree??

The image that flashed thru my brain was an older Brad pic, i think from earlier times-- however this one was close. Such an uncanny resemblance!!!!


Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Guest video appearance...

Now I know this isn't us dogg related but I HAD to share. Ok, how freaky is this.....
These parents were worried about the babysitter they hired, so they hid a camera in their childs bedroom and when they checked the footage what they saw was pretty freaky. Can you see the ghost?

Sitter Cam Catches Ghost - Watch more free videos

Mooahhha hhhhahah!!!!


Sunday, August 12, 2007

Google Searches....

Ok, my mom has been collecting (slowly) the Google searches that have lead doggs to my blog. I must confess that I am not finding any fun and interesting searches like some of you guys have. Am I EVER going to get past a G rating? Do I need to be writing more about killing stuffies, attempted sex with cats, peeing on things...i just don't know. There isn't a single search I have logged that isn't self explanatory.
1. that's my brother from another mother
2. french bulldog wanted
3. blog french bulldog & french bulldog blog
4. pit bull french bulldog
5. french bulldogs northern california
6. french bulldog motorhome
Do any doggs out there have a strategy that I need to be made aware of? Of course I would love to have a bigger audience...but atleast one wierd,wacky, crazy Google search that led to my blog would be just as nice. Do I need to make my 'labels' more detailed? Im lookin' to my friends here to help in this quest--as I am now on a mission : )


Friday, August 10, 2007

All About French Bulldogs (continued)

So Balboa invited me to add to his great post about us Frenchies (he was tagged by Sparky)...I will continue in his same format : ) and add where I can.

A SHORT History: Frenchies were a favorite of Parisian prosititutes and lacemakers (to keep their laps warm)..but eventually charming the upper classes. We even had a famous Frenchie on the Titanic (who was insured for a LARGE amount in those days). Can you imagine the sites our ancestors saw!!! Geezzz!!

Temperment:We are extremely expressive..and yes, as Balboa said we LOVE people, peeps, my doggs...ya know..everyone.

Living Conditions: The range is no less than 45 and no more than 85. Can we say high maintenance. Please see the bill below as proof that my parents make sure I am comfortable in the house. (Bernard's Mom: This is also due to a spoiled husband, who insists on a constant 73, so i have ONLY high maintenence boys in this house! proceed...)

Exercise: Well we all know we can-- it's just do we really want to? Yes, but in moderation.. and for us that is a mere 5 minutes at the dog park before we start making horrible wheezing noises that have been known to be confused with growling. I even had a lady pull her dog away from me one time- scared that I was a mean dog and was growling...lordy!!! I am as dangerous as a baby.

How'd I do Balboa? Can I tag someone now, to talk about their breed. I tag Ruby's and Tofu Burger.

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Things I like....

So I have been tagged by Ruby to answer 5 questions about what I like.

1.- Where is your favorite place to sleep?

Well,I have many, depending on what time of the day it internal clock is amazing my mom says.
After I wake up, I like to sleep on my mom's lap with one of my stuffed animals in my mouth:

If it is later in the day I like to lay at the end of the couch facing the front door:
If its after dinner, I am usually on the floor (on the rug of course) facing the front door.
If it is late at night, I reserve right to lay anywhere of the above.
If its bed time, and I am no keeping dad up with my snoring, then its right next to mom so she is enchilada'd between me and Six.
2.- Is there a specific trick your humans make you do to get treats?
I get a treat EVERYTIME i come inside from going potties. They are soo dumb that even when i don't go potties i still get a treat.They are wising up--so I don't know how much longer I can go in and out and still get treats.
3.- If you could spend an entire day doing anything at all with anyone what would do and with whom?
Well I would have to split my time evenly with my parents and have family time.
With my mom i would :run on the treadmill with her, help her make dinner *wink*, play tug o war
With my dad i would: go for a really fast car ride, play 'red light', have him play 'dead dog'
Family time would consist of snuggling on the couch and bed, chasing Six and Munch and getting to try their food, DOG PARK, watching The Dog Whisperer and Bull Riding
4.- What is your favorite toy?
Well this would have been WAYYYYYY easier before the CUZ-- but now I am very torn. I plead the 5th.
5.- If you could change one thing in your life, what would it be?
In keeping with Ruby's theme--definitely the Bee Sting incident
So now I get to tag 3 doggs-hmm... how about my new friend's Coco and Casper and Kaui

Monday, August 6, 2007

CUZ or not to CUZ

I can finally say----'I cuz'----can you believe it!!! My mom finally got hip to the whole CUZ thing. If you remember one of my first posts--I had been so deprived, I didn't even know what a Cuz was. Joe Stains, Tadpole, Toby and Reina will be sooooo proud of me!!!!

I was at Petsmart, which i hadn't been to in a while--and saw bad cuz,good cuz, dino cuz--

i couldn't make up my mind---but--finally deciding on a medium bad cuz--cuz i am so badd..he he he.

I love the way it bounces and squeaks--I am not sure if it will replace the Ruby's frog--but this will get some good 'quality' time with me..I am sure of it.

The little horns are the cutest, but the feet are the best part---maybe I am starting to have a foot fetish??

Bernard :)

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

My friend Quincy

I guess when it rains it pours. I found out that my first and best friend in the natural world passed away today. He was a proud basset hound who, unlike me, decided not to blog but rather watch over his parents and their home and I looked up to him for that. I always got so excited when we got to go visit him. I am so sad for his parents because he made them so happy everyday and I am sorry for the pain they are going through.
I know I am a better dog because I knew Quincy.
Thank you for everything Quincy. I will miss you.

Weekend in Reno

Here I am on my 'road trip' to Reno for the Northern California District Championships for my dad's cycling. I usually start offf excited--but then I settle in and like to ride like this...
then i lay down and took forever to get to my dads parents house outside Reno. They have a great house with tons of space to pee and even watch cows : )

On Saturday we met my dad at the road race and took the g-parents motorhome....ok, can i say that is the only way I want to travel now---

Isn't this the life!! That's my g-pa Joe. Don't we look alike? The road race didn't go so well for dad--but I had a blast!! S0, we went home and g-pa had a suprise!! He set up race course just for us

You wont see a picture of me sorry to legs wouldn't reach. But that's ok-- I needed to rest :)

My next photo I took for Balboa-- does this remind you of anything??

Sunday went much better, except my dad got caught in a crash and had to race against the Discovery Masters Team-- with like 7 guys-- and he had only 1 guy on his team at the race---but he still placed in the top 10--so we were proud of him..we know he wanted to win---maybe next year!!Here's the finish--we think he was 5th.

I leave you all with a pic from this weekend-- that apparently was funny to everyone but me---too small???too big???