Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Puppies in the air!!!!

I got the most exciting email this weekend. If you recall a little while back I had posted about my friend Quincy and his passing. He was the bestest Basset Hound anywhere who lived a long life and was extremely loved...well, his parents sent us this!!!!
Seems they are thinking about bringing another great pup into their lives. Just like Oscar's mum and dad, I am sure this decision is a hard one and I am glad they have opened their hearts to this idea. But puppies are the cutest ever and I would have so much to teach their new boy (my cousin)!!Where to start..like how to go big boy pee, sneak lots treaties, potty training, cat humping, begging, telling juicy secrets and of course how to run on the treadmill. I could even show him how to drive a car. I might even be able to show him how to train his parents, although I am still working on mine!! I will keep all you doggs posted on what happens!!!

Monday, September 24, 2007

A new award!!


Balboa is the coolest-- and not because he is also a frenchie-- but because he gave me this!!!! Yeah!!!! I am passing this on to Marvin, Sparky and my new friend Toffee.
My mom is working on the pics from all the party'sover the last few days.. hopefully she will let me post some in the next few days. My parents are still recovering from Vegas-- but they haven't mentioned a word about what they did out there! If I find anything out---I will let the troops know!
Bernard

Saturday, September 22, 2007

While my parents are in Vegas...

My parents are in Vegas, hanging out with friends, enjoying the city...I have been let at home, unsupervised...to do what I want (Bernard's mom: Kona's parents are watching him). My mom says shes feels super duper guilty...they have never left me home like this. Usually my grandparents come over to watch and house sit-- which I love!!! They are the bestest in the world. But this time I am at home, and Kona's parents are checking on me-- and bringing me over for playtime. Kona-- who used to be super scared of me!!! We have become friends and I love playing with him. To put my moms mind at ease, I had Kona's mom send some pictures of us:
We started of wrasslin-- always a favorite!!! As you can tell there is a big size difference!He is the biggest Rhodesian I've ever seen (ok, the ONLY one I've ever seen)

Then I thought maybe we should gossip a minute about my parents and 'What goes on in Vegas, stays in Vegas"--hmmmm!!!

Then we wrassled some more...

Then a break was in order-- who all know how quickly I exhaust...

That got me so excited that I took a little 'energy' out on Kona-- he's such a good sport : )Here's a better shot, lol


We rested a minute-- as I tried to explain to Kona what I was -not- doing *wink*

Then i snuck a quickie on the side


I was quite tired after all that

Hope you Dogg's aren't to offended by my pornographic photo's-- but I needed to shock my parents while they were away-- so that they knew I was having a good a time as they were-muahahaha

Bernard

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

New pups!!

It must be the season-- for new pups!! One of my mom's BFF's had her first people pup. We haven't seen him in person yet--but we just got pictures last night---He is the cutest little thing ever. His name is Jackson--and here he is!!! Congrats to Tina and Daniel

Then later last night i found out my friend Cippo is getting a new fur sister...another IG (Italian Greyhound) of course--a little girl that will be ready to go home next week. Here's a pic of me, Dash and Cippo from earlier this year.

I wish I could report that I am getting one of these--but all i hear is that they are working on it----whatever that means-- I mean come on now-- I am demanding one of these pups NOW peeps!!! I will give you 2 minutes to run to the store and pick one up! Now I said--Geezzzz.

Bernard

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

My cycling kit has arrived!!!

Well my mom had ordered my cycling kit almost a year ago---and it is finally done!!!I had my final fitting session on Sunday-- it was sooooooo exhausting. Almost 3 hours, laying on a table next to the sewing machine, being propped up to try on the 'shirt' about 500 times. I now know I have the mental astuteness to be a model. It was so tiring...thinking of nothing and staring into space--randomly falling asleep-- then waking up to try on clothes, meet new fans (people coming into the pet store) and signing autographs! I love it, although I think my PR person was tired and hungry. I even inspired a 'nanny' to order one for her granddog--her son rides for H&R Block in Georgia.
My outfit was supposed to be a surprise for my dad at the beginning of the season (Jan/Feb)-- and now the season has ended..even my Italian Greyhounds buddies got theirs before me : (


However, my mom had to tell him when he saw their kits and thought how cool it was.

Don't we look cool!!! Excuse the boy bits-- but mom can't get my 'paw cover' to work right today. So enjoy girls!!!


As a side note--my mom was asleep at the blog wheel when an email came in-- I was Blog of the day-- and I didnt even get to see it!!! It was last week on Sept. 13th--so I know it's too late -- thanks mom-- but here is my award

Bernard

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Chilli's Adoption Day Pawty Pics!!!

Well, as every d-o-gg knows I love documenting a good pawty--puparazzi style of course. I had never met Chilli before, but I must say she throws a great party. So here are the photos from a great party, for a great pup, in a great location. Most pups came dressed but later went nekkid!! So I can only post the photos i took from earlier in the evening.
A great photo, before the volley ball pit, mai tai's and craziness

Joey and some great wine-- I didn't know he was a Merlot man!
Bella throwing us the seductive moves--impressive
Boys taking a break from the Volleyball action!
Who knew Tanner had a body-- guess its true about doofus syndrome...no brains equals braun, hehe

Eye Candy courtesy of our dog girls and our hamster friend Girl Girl--we can tell you've been workin out on your 'treadmill'!

A little sail around the water to relax and drink some Mai Tai's-- where are the girls?
The hostess with the mostess (he he) and Ruby our pilot extraordinaire--ok boys- down!

A shout out goes to Ruby for flying those of us needing to travel on Air Ruby!! I wish I could post more-- but as you can see from the last photo-- there wasn't much clothing and it was nekkid all around!


Bernard

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Sleeping Arrangements--as requested

So many of you-- ok, maybe just a few doggs-- Wanted to see me in my Mafia sleeping mode, as named by Ruby-- from an earlier post. It took a while for my mom to catch me and for me not to freak out when I heard the camera turn on...


Thn mysteriously enough-- I found a new sleeping position the other day that I have yet to repeat. Maybe I was possessed : ) Good thing for me, my dad caught a few photos. I have covered up my 'big bits' for the sensitive


Night doggs!!!

Bernard


Saturday, September 8, 2007

Better late than never...

My mom is sooooooo lazy--- She finally got around to adding music to some videos from LAST weekend. I went to my cousin Sara's house because my dad was racing close by in the Giro di San Francisco (here's my dad's blog post about it) and they wanted to talk cars (Audi's of course)-- we have the bestest time-- her dad Jim (my dad's cousin) gives us pizzles and we get to play all day and night...Sara is the cutest and needs her own blog!! Her parents are super computer savvy...so they have NOOO excuses.

Anyways -- heres us trying to play

video

And here is me going to town on a pizzle

video

Bernard

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Scategories! I've been Tagged..

My friend Wonder Ruby has tagged me to play this fun game of Scategories---
Here are the rules: Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the questions. They must be real places, names, things ... If you can't think of anything, skip it. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question. You take the first letter of your first name, and then answer the questions using only that letter.

What is your name? Bernard
4 letter word: Bond
Vehicle: Bentley
TV Show: Bonanza
City: Beverly Hills, Ca
Boy Name: Brandon
Girl Name: Brenda
Alcoholic Drink: Bellini
Occupation: Business Analyst
Something you wear: Berret
Celebrity: Barbara Walters
Food: Bread
Something found in a bathroom: Bottles
Reason for being late: Bad traffic
Cartoon Character: Bugs Bunny
Something You Shout: Behind you!
I know some doggs have already played, but I'm gonna tag Sparky and Kaui & Sumo! Okay that made me really sleepies--It must be time for a nappies!!!!


Bernard