Tuesday, July 3, 2007

My Ten Names

In keeping with the Q&A format.... here are some questions someone (my mom) thought was cute. I really think this one is a bit childish-- but she is leaving me no choice. What's next? Madlibs or a slam book????


1. ur real name:Bernard
2. YOU GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle)Bernizzle
3. YOUR SPY NAME: (fav color and fav animal)Green Frog
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (ur middle name and street u live on)
Hinault Wheatley
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)Lilbe
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)Black Water
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)
Elha-Ssy
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents middle names):Russell Kay
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Six
10. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (the name of your first pet & the name of the street you grew up on)Casper Palms-- I had to have mom supply that one;)
Pass it on--

7 comments:

wally said...

Ha! These are kind of silly. We should totally do dogblog slambooks.

What's a slam book?

wally.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Bernard.
I got a little bit lost with that but I am sure your mom enjoyed it!
Please answer Wally's question! I need to know too!
Have a good night
Lorenza

Oscar Airedale said...

Hehehe, that's funny. I will answer this later today.

Licks
Oscar x

Reina the Doxie said...

I like the BERNIZZLE...........

Ruby Bleu said...

Hey Bernizzle or should I call you Green Frog???

That's so funny. Your Mommy can be very creative! I'll have to have a chat with my Mom and get the answers!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Balboa said...

Bernizzle, what's Up Dude!

Hee hee that was funny!

Frenchie Snorts
Balboa

Tadpole said...

I think Green Frog is a great name for you! I'm not actually sure why... but it just seems to fit.