Monday, July 16, 2007

My weekend of trivial feats

Well this week has been rather uneventful. There was one big purchase--seems my mom wanted to rearange some furniture and HAD to buy this really big ugly thing--a Treadmill--not sure why, I can't sit on it, it dwarfs the desk in the office and just IS NOT attractive. My mom says it will be even less attractive if she doesn's start using this thing. Despite how ugly it is, it seems pretty cool. It has a TV and a fan built right in!!! Apparently my mom has excuses for

not going to the gym--'It's too far'

not going running outside--'It's too hot'

not going to our clubhouse--'It's too stuffy, with not enough fans'

This seems as if she will no longer have any excuses...Here is a little peak at the new 'Beast'--oh and check this out :)

My parents thought it would be cute to get me on this here is the breaking footage of my virgin feet on this treadmill!!

I am not sure why they were so excited.

Other than that, my dad had a big race in Lafayette--but lost steam with 2 laps to go, so he didn't place and finished with the pack. There were lots of cute pups there. Too bad it was to hot for my parents to bring me-- but they did give me the full run down. I stayed home in the A/C with my NEW favorite toy--Ruby and her mommie gave me the greatest toy ever. I bring it everywhere and chew on it for hours at a time. I am sure you all want to see what it is..can you guess what it might be? At first I thought WTF? It's soooo much bigger than what I am used to catching! Can you guess?? Ok, I won't keep you in suspense-- I unvail my newest always living--Green Frog--in tomorrow's blog-- stay tuned


Ruby Bleu said...

OMdOG did great! That was so funny...are you going to be training for a race like your Dad - hee, hee, hee!!! Are you having fun with your Mom being around? Tell her my Mom misses chatting with her at work!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

P(ee)S: Glad you liked your toy and treats! I promise when my Mom makes some more to bring you some!!!

Maggie said...

You did awesome on that treadmill Bernard! I kept waiting for you to fall off but you never did! My mom used to do that too with a fan on her and I always thought it looked like fun!

Love ya lots,

Oscar Airedale said...

You look so cool on the treadmill Bernard, I'm sure I'd go flying off the end and end up sat on the floor on my big fuzzy bottom!

Oscar x

Peanut said...

Man you do really good on that treadmill. My mom got new exercise equipment the other day too. I will post about it later. Can't wait to see your new favorite toy.

Reina the Doxie said...

Hi Bernard,
First of all, nice clip! I love the music!
And wow, you are a nautral on the threadmill!
I tot you look really cute on it!


Lorenza said...

Hola Bernard.
How can you do that so naturally?? I'd be afraid of that machine!! That is a great video of you! Believe me, I admire you!
Let us know about your new favorite toy, ok?
Have a nice day

Ferndoggle said...

Awesome Bernard! We have one of those walking machines (but I'm afraid of it!)


Balboa & Mommy said...

My mommy was laughing so hard she began to snort like me, she said watching your little bum on the treadmill was so cute.

I think she might be obsessed with bums?!?!?!?!

Katherine and Pippa, said...

Are you practising so you can keep up with your dad?

Sorry he didn't get placed the other day.

What do you think to the Tour so far?

(Very idle) Pippa

wally said...

Oh--my mum has one of those but it doesn't have a teevee in it! I think you're faster than my ma ape is on hers. Once I was scared by the thunder and I jumped on the front and slid to the back. Now I am afraid of thunder and the treadmill.


Sparky said...

Hehe, I loved the video! You're really good at walking on the tredmill! I've tried, but I always fall off the end.


Ike said...

You are too funny! I would be terrified of that thing.

Joe Stains said...

I thought you were going to be stuck on that crazy thing forever! that looks truly frightening!

Stanley said...


Your video staff is amazing... the videography, the music, the editing... I was mesmerized.

I've always wondered if I would be able to walk on one of those things. You obviously were born with the treadmill gene.

Your goober bud,