Sunday, August 12, 2007

Google Searches....

Ok, my mom has been collecting (slowly) the Google searches that have lead doggs to my blog. I must confess that I am not finding any fun and interesting searches like some of you guys have. Am I EVER going to get past a G rating? Do I need to be writing more about killing stuffies, attempted sex with cats, peeing on things...i just don't know. There isn't a single search I have logged that isn't self explanatory.
1. that's my brother from another mother
2. french bulldog wanted
3. blog french bulldog & french bulldog blog
4. pit bull french bulldog
5. french bulldogs northern california
6. french bulldog motorhome
Do any doggs out there have a strategy that I need to be made aware of? Of course I would love to have a bigger audience...but atleast one wierd,wacky, crazy Google search that led to my blog would be just as nice. Do I need to make my 'labels' more detailed? Im lookin' to my friends here to help in this quest--as I am now on a mission : )



Luckie Girl said...

Hey Bernard,
From my google searches experience, I noticed hoomans enjoy reading things about us playing bang. I had this super duper frequent visitors who wanted to watch me play bang my mom! LOL!

Peanut said...

Hmm I get some weird ones but I don't know how. I don't even have labels on my blog.

Frasypoo said...

I' m with you on this one....everything is so tame on my search !!!

Kara said...

I don't have much advice except to read and comment on other dog's blogs. I haven't checked my google searches in months, but I did have some quite odd searches directing people to my page.

Tadpole said...

I don't know how searches are linked to blogs, but I DO know that I had a very exciting day about a week ago: someone found my blog when looking for GORGEOUS MEN. Ha! Yes, that would be me! ;-)

Lorenza said...

Hi, Bernard.
You will never know what people are searching for... better let the things like they are now... or you will get very strange ones!
Take care

Joe Stains said...

bernard we dont know why people end up doing crazy wacky searches to find our blog, we dont even do labels or tags.

Ruby Bleu said...

Hey Bernard...
Guess you are just too normal...ha ha ha ha ha!!! NOT!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Stanley said...


You've got me, buddy. I have NO IDEA how it works.

If you like, we can start a bitch fight between the two of us (or we could get a few other dogs involved) and trash talk each other. That should raise your rating at least to PG-13.

Let me know what you think.

Goober love,

kassi the doxie said...

I'm pretty sure I found you by searching 'totally gorgeous frenchie' and 'the smartest and moxie-est frenchie ever.' along with Balboa that is.

search engines are a mystery! good luck!

Katherine and Pippa, said...

I had a cool one looking for dogs eating toast (???) I guess because I do lots of it.

I am a bit sad I have not had more dogs chasing cats searches though.

Mine aren't quite as dull as yours - but they are not really censorship material either.

Perhaps you need to repeat stuff, eg toast?

Who knows? or cares? Pippa